i'm scrapbooking over here and i sent something to print and the paper fell behidn the printer. after i got it
dave - "you're lucky you didn't sit on your scrapbook. can i see"
me - "i thought you said you didnt' want to see"
"oh that's for me. i didn't know"
update: he actually wanted to see what i printed out. at tleast he already knew he was getting a scrapbook.